My wife found an old banana and said "banana bread?" I shook my head and said "banana dead."
Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.
In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
A corn on the cob-web!
That she witnessed the sun being born.
A faketoid.
10 Q. You're welcome.
They had rebound sex.
Q: What would you expect from a baseball player who brings a tube of toothpaste to the plate? A: >!The squeeze play.!<
I said "yes, no, maybe sew."
Until I found out Kindness is the name of his gun.
He was stuck in a depression.
Three weeks in the professor asks me how am I doing, I stared at him blankly and said “I know nothing” he congratulates me and says “Well done, you are really getting it”
more jokes Here waiting for you
best dad jokesjokes for adultHere, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!
Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆